At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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