I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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