why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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