i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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