I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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