And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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