So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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