i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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