that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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