I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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