Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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