Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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