return my video game
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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