omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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