I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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