It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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