He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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