you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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