Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Randomize
