How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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