You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm going to jail i love you
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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