im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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