Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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