brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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