Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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