U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i want to swaddle you in tequila
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
