Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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