Where are you?
In a non slutty way
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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