So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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