I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You're breaking my sexual little heart
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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