so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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