I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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