You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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