So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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