whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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