I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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