I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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