Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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