when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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