Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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