Someone shit on the floor
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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