Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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