my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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