I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
worst night to have a conscience
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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