Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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