She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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