well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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