I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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