I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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