Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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