He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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