i don't like sucking hair
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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