Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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