people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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