I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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