I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My dick has a subreddit
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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